the fucking best coast

do no harm


(but take no shit)

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from wistfulnostalgicdreams  Source weheartit.com

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

image

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from shrekdude  Source wifipasswords

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from cosmic-nine-year-old  Source landorus

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from shrekdude  Source trekual-innuendos

acker-heichou:

canni8al:

i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character

and then there’s a running joke the entire show about how no one knows why the hell that guy over there has such weird hair

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from anomalous-species-of-terror  Source canni8al

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from anomalous-species-of-terror  Source heyfunniest

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from marvls  Source mostlycatsmostly

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from dreamboatsandtrenchcoats  Source inoriaizawa

sixpenceee:

There once was a man. A happy man who lived a happy life in the happiest world. But he felt something was missing. A hole in his heart that couldn’t be filled. One day, on his way to a happy day at work, he saw a homeless beggar, waggling a finger at him. He approached the beggar, and the beggar handed him a key.
"This key is a very special key. Once you find the door it unlocks, you will have everything you will ever need. A perfect woman, perfect household, perfect family. I have been there many, MANY times and have been satisfied with what I have found. They gave me food, shelter and happiness. Pleasure. All when the man of the house was away. You look like you need a get away, so take it."
The beggar walked away without another word, leaving the man to his own. He held the key, and with his greed he walked away. Away from work, away from family, all to find what door it unlocked. In a month, he lost his job. Within 5, he had lost his family. Within a year, he had lost everything. But still he looked, hoping to find the door it unlocked. But never did he find it.
He went back to his old household one day, tired and sad, and he looked on to the dilapidated house in the corner of the street. His house. He saw the door. And got curious. He walked up to the door, hand shaking, and put in the key.
To his dismay, it clicked.

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from cosmic-nine-year-old  Source sixpenceee

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from anomalous-species-of-terror  Source fluent-in-lesbianism


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